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Chris Field is Editor of Human Events Online [go to Field index]

TWO CENTS
"Very Red" Responds to "Very Blue"
Making our job very easy...

[Chris Field] 12/8/04

Two weeks ago in this space, I shared with you a letter from "Very Blue in Maryland" ("Two Cents: Sometimes They Make It Easy," 11/22/04). In it "Very Blue" spewed forth the typical Leftist lines about conservatives and how liberals would be better off if indeed the country were actually split into two nations -- one red, one blue.

He (note that "Very Blue" is a "he" -- not a "she" as many of you supposed) wrote that the "blue" economy would "easily" be "several times that of the Red States" and offered that after the Left took the big, important cities, we right-wingers could "have the rest -- the enormous, flat, square states, the South (PLEASE TAKE THE SOUTH! REALLY!), and every Wal-Mart, Denny's, Shoney's, and Winn-Dixie occupying every strip mall and highway truck stop. (I once lived in a trailer in Texas when I was rather young, and my mother, 'born-again' for a while, so I have some personal experience in the South and its religious culture.)" He went on to note: "As for Blue State agricultural needs, I assume the Red States would want some trade if only to replace the tremendous loss of Blue State tax money that supports the majority of Red States (with a few exceptions, such as Texas)."

Mr. "Blue," as most of you know, had much more to say about the Right and what we could do with our "fundamentalism." In fact, the ramblings of "Very Blue" prompted tons responses from Wrap-Up readers. (Proving my point that Left's utter lack of self-awareness makes the Right's job a lot easier. When liberals act to divide America, "normal" people notice...and don't appreciate it.).

Here is a sampling of what you had to say:

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Why is it that so many "committed" liberals find it necessary to hide behind "handles" such as Very Blue? BTW I applaud his concept of division but I think he's ignoring a few basic realities. For example, when the 'split' occurs, we 'red types' will be taking our ownership percentage of the stock markets, etc. Please also thank him for his excellence both in describing all us 'redneck Republicans' as Southern fundamentalists, implying we are uneducated and warning us of 'gas chambers' to come.

I am grateful to him for being so all-knowing about so many things--especially gas chambers. So let's see just how right he is--I am Jewish (although I rarely attend synagogue), I'm from New York, a graduate of top-notch schools, lived in Europe for more than 12 years (I wasn't in the military but I was on the Ladies' Committee of the London Philharmonic Orchestra if that counts), I was divorced and returned to NY, where I had a pretty attractive career and retired shortly after writing my final check for tuition to Wellesley for my youngest daughter. Oh, nearly forgot, I was raised as a knee-jerk liberal. My sister once proudly told me that she voted for Bill Clinton because he was so good looking. Very Blue would love her--she's got a PhD. from Columbia. My brother was the first to wake up, backing Goldwater while he was still at Harvard Law. My Dad and I soon followed but, hey, Blue might be right about the other 59 million-plus redneck Republicans.

Please let him know that his removal to Canada is so attractive I'll pay his airfare if he gives up his passport permanently and promises never to return.

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Yes, that person sure made her case about liberals being tolerant and Conservatives being the intolerant ones. She claims the red states will be poor and the blue states will be rich. If she only knew we are going to send all of the people living in the red states who happen to be on welfare to the blue states since most of them are Democrats anyway. Once they get their welfare dependents back the red states will flourish. We will have to create a corridor that goes straight from Mexico to New York so they can have all of the new welfare cases coming from Mexico. As far as the big universities, we'll keep the schools and send all of the liberal professors packing.

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Regarding "Very Blue in Maryland" I'd like to take him/her up on the offer. Perhaps we Reds can keep all the military bases and let the Blues fend for themselves. And regarding all those "flat, square" natural areas (you know, the ones where all the natural resources are), we'll keep those too. Good luck Blues. A lot of good all those high-tech centers will do for you when you are not sure from whence your next meal will come.

Why is it that liberal elites generously consume (spacious homes that require tons of heating & AC, eat out at the best restaurants, run around in Chevy Suburbans and H2's) and then tell us that they are the stewards of the environment?

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Very Blue in Maryland seems to ignore that the cities he lists (and I will be more specific, the counties that are blue in the presidential election), are predominately the welfare recipient counties. If you remove the taxpaying tax base, who will pay the welfare bills for the blue? In my way of thinking, the blue voter base is made up of the labor unions, the trial lawyers, the non-thinkers, and the welfare recipients. So who are the reds? The reds are the non-union workers, the self supporting non-welfare voters, and the American patriots who are not sheep. The majority of actual taxpayers are getting tired of having their hard-earned tax payments given to the people who think they are owed a living. Otherwise there would not be the top 50 percent of taxpayers contributing 96 percent of the taxes.

Seeing Red in Florida

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Obviously 'Blue in Maryland' hasn't looked carefully at the election map of 2004. If 'Blue' had done so that person would have realized that there is a lot more red in the blue states than there is blue, geographically speaking.

If we were to divide the country into red and blue, blue would find itself completely surrounded and isolated everywhere. In the military this would be considered a victory.

Let the blues continue with their arrogance and they will eventually find themselves completely irrelevant. From my perspective that would be a good thing.

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Wonderful, y'all are simply wonderful. tOR

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